Farmvilled 

Farmvilled (verb)

When you get a late night call from a hottie who wants to come over and you get some great ideas.

Once shes over she steals your computer and plays farmville for 30 minutes then goes to sleep.

Broskie 1: Yo dude last night I got a call from Nancy
Broskie 2: Sick! did you bone?
Broskie 1: Nah brah I got Farmvilled
Broskie 2: Fuck that farmer shit!

Farmvilled by GotFarmville? October 22, 2009

FarmVilled 

doing something either in a game or in real life that has the characteristics of the facebook game, FarmVille.

"dude i just totally FarmVilled on the sims 3." "what?" "i went to move the page and clicked n dragged instead of using my arrow keys." "...your weird."

*two guys walking down a sidewalk*
". . .OMG...NO!."
"dude, what!?"
"i forgot to harvest my crops!, my candy corn is gunna die!"

"..omg"

FarmVilled by AndiLea91 October 21, 2011

FarmVille Alarm 

A FarmVille Alarm is the mental timer inside your head which invariably causes you to drop whatever you are doing and run to your computer so that you can harvest your latest batch of crops. This reaction is completely compulsory and beyond voluntary control.

Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife.
Me: Do you hear that? It's my FarmVille alarm. Gotta find some wifi before my shit wilts!

FarmVille Alarm by bennthewolfe October 2, 2009

Farmville 

Put it like this - You have been given the gift of a human life. You exist as the most civilized and intelligent species known to man. You have the ability to conquer world wonders, discover breathtaking history and knowledge to amaze the world, secure a job with a 6 - figure salary, and you even have the ability to travel space if you work hard enough.

... But instead, you sit at your computer, harvesting virtual crops on a non-existent farm.

Guy 1: Hey, D'ya wanna -

Guy 2: FUCK OFF I'M HARVESTING MY CORN

Typical Farmville conversation.

Farmville by Faradonga December 19, 2010

Farmville Slut 

1) One who gives gifts on farmville to just anyone...every...fucking...day.

2) One who gives gifts on farmville just when anyone asks them to.

Bobby: "Hey AJ, will you give me a Horse on Farmville?".
AJ: "No Bobby, I'm NOT your farmville slut!"

Farmville Slut by WhoAJ September 18, 2009

farmville weasel 

A person on Facebook who sends you a friend request for the sole purpose of expanding their farm on Farmville. Farmville is a social networking game on Facebook that is absolutely annoying. People who play it are constantly messing up your wall with all sorts of bullshit about how they need you to come over and help on your farm. Which you could give a fat rats ass about.

Hey man I saw where you are playing Farmville. Yep. Dude you are messing up my wall. Oh I am sorry but are you going to be my neighbor on Farmville? No you are nothing but a Farmville weasel.

farmville weasel by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010

farmville anxiety 

When a plant, tree, and/or animal on your Farmville is at 99%, and you keep staring at it until it reaches 100%.

Sally:OMFG MY CHICKEN IS AT 99%!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe:dude, you have a serious case of farmville anxiety.

farmville anxiety by farmvillelover August 28, 2009