napumentary

a Netflix documentary you put on not to actually watch, but instead fall asleep to within the first 15 minutes and wake up refreshed an hour later to the end credits rolling. A guilt-free way to get some shut eye in the middle of the day.

A: Oh man, yesterday afternoon I watched a great napumentary called Antarctica: A Year on Ice. As soon as everyone was preparing for the long winter ahead I went comatose. It was great.

napumentary by data_ders August 23, 2016

Fapumentary 

One of those easily available and condescending cultural documentaries produced by self-serving anthropologists. They gratuitously display the naked tits of native girls that young boys can fap to without censorship.

"What are watching?"
"A fapumentary about a tribe in the Amazon rainforest. It's on PBS so they can show their titties."
"Sweet."

Fapumentary by theclassicfool August 6, 2014

notumentary 

not-u-men-tary .n ~ a fictional movie or program made to look like a documentary ie; Borat, Reno 911

Borat wasn't real, it was a notumentary.

notumentary by bigjoebowski22 December 29, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004