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napumentary

a Netflix documentary you put on not to actually watch, but instead fall asleep to within the first 15 minutes and wake up refreshed an hour later to the end credits rolling. A guilt-free way to get some shut eye in the middle of the day.
A: Oh man, yesterday afternoon I watched a great napumentary called Antarctica: A Year on Ice. As soon as everyone was preparing for the long winter ahead I went comatose. It was great.
napumentary by data_ders August 23, 2016
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Fapumentary 

One of those easily available and condescending cultural documentaries produced by self-serving anthropologists. They gratuitously display the naked tits of native girls that young boys can fap to without censorship.
"What are watching?"
"A fapumentary about a tribe in the Amazon rainforest. It's on PBS so they can show their titties."
"Sweet."
Fapumentary by theclassicfool August 6, 2014
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notumentary 

not-u-men-tary .n ~ a fictional movie or program made to look like a documentary ie; Borat, Reno 911
Borat wasn't real, it was a notumentary.
notumentary by bigjoebowski22 December 29, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026