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fappers delight
Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;
(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"
(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"
-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.
while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"
(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"
-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.
while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,
fappers delight by Googlefaps.com July 20, 2018
Related Words
Fappee • fapple • Fapper • Fappetite • fappetizer • Fapped • fappening • fappé • Fappergasted • fappie
Fappetite
Fappetite by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005
fappenstance
A random occurence that results in the need or desire to start pleasuring oneself. A combination of fapping and happenstance.
I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss when by fappenstance I walked in on my friend boning his girlfriend in the laundry room. Needless to say when I got to the bathroom I decided to pound off instead of piss.
fappenstance by MalibuMatt July 6, 2011
fapplesauce
fapplesauce by PetSlaveofBunny August 16, 2009
The Fappening
The day in which the Great Journey commenced as foretold in the Great Prophecy, in which hundreds of nude pictures of various female celebrities, whose bodies many men have salivated over, were leaked on the Internet. As a result of a leak of such biblical proportions, "The Fappening" commenced, which implies that thousands masturbated to these leaked pictures.
8-31-14, Never Forget The Fappening.
8-31-14, Never Forget The Fappening.
Sam: Dude, remember when all those pics of Kate Upton and JLaw went viral?
Tim: Yeah man, I took part in The Fappening.
Tim: Yeah man, I took part in The Fappening.
The Fappening by YourBestWorstFrenemy August 31, 2014
The Fappening
August 31st 2014, a day that shall go down in history. On the day of The Fappening ,high amounts of explicit photos of various female celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence and Ariana Grande were leaked. The internet rejoiced.
P1: Dude did you see those leaked nudes of Jennifer Lawrence?
P2: Of course! Who didn't take part in the fappening?
P2: Of course! Who didn't take part in the fappening?
The Fappening by UntamedMustache September 1, 2014
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