Definitions by MalibuMatt
fappenstance
A random occurence that results in the need or desire to start pleasuring oneself. A combination of fapping and happenstance.
I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss when by fappenstance I walked in on my friend boning his girlfriend in the laundry room. Needless to say when I got to the bathroom I decided to pound off instead of piss.
fappenstance by MalibuMatt July 6, 2011
getting a Kenny
consistently winning any fighting video game against your friends with the lowest possible score or grade. Usually achieved by performing the same few moves over and over. Often achieved by a dumb yet lovable friend.
getting a Kenny by MalibuMatt June 29, 2011