Fapism 

A word you use to express your excitement for something/someone. Combination of fapping ang orgasm.

EXAMPLE 1
Person1: Aw dude I'm so excited for Reading Festival
Person2: I know right, I'm having a fapism over it.

EXAMPLE 2

"I'm having a fapism right now"

Fapism by Pseudous Ratch September 3, 2013

fadism

The ideological movement of the cliche "freedom and democracy", FAD, that the Westernist propagandists (in politics, media, academia, business, peasantry) repeat as means to get the culturally and economically neoliberal regimes they want as ends.

It can also be the noun form of "fade" which often accompanies the decline in growth (or even decline altogether) of industry, education, and unity for societies which adopt this ideology.

Reaganism really accelerated fadism in the US, even creating the National Endowment for Democracy (NED) as a soft power organization accompanying the CIA to spread it across the world.

fadism by zaroneon October 28, 2019

faptism 

The first time you ever fap.

Dude I had my faptism when I was 13.

faptism by SirLaxington October 13, 2011

Fatism 

The motivational encouragement of fat people to become thin again.

friend: Do you support fatism?
me: Yes I do. I am talking to 3 fatsos, trying to make them realize how ugly and stupid they are.

Fatism by 2HITLER4ME July 26, 2014

fakism 

The act of being involved in a conversation or situation with one or more people in which they are being fake, phony, unreal, dishonest, and/or two-faced regarding a person or a personal attribute.

I can see that there is a lot of fakism going on in that house and I'm ready to confront them.

fakism by KingV September 16, 2016

FAPSMEG

FAPSMEG is the cheesy malodorous gunk that grows on penises and brains of Christian gay-bashers. Seen mainly in Rhode Island.

Brian had a really bad case of FAPSMEG until Maggie licked it off.

FAPSMEG by MarcoD January 16, 2013

fapsimile

Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.

"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"

fapsimile by UrVile February 15, 2019