Fapfusion

The confusion that exists when determining whether to masturbate or have sex. Often in the context of sacrificing one for the possible opportunity of the other.

Jody was in a state of fapfusion when the lass flirted with him at closing time. Should he go home and bash the bishop or stay in hopes of making squishy with the last call ogress?

by Jody South May 24, 2024

fappision

A portmanteau of the words "fap" and "decision". It's when you take a decision in a post-nut clarity state.

Damn, I can't decide! I'll leave it to a fappision.

by MrShadowy May 31, 2021

fauxfusion

When someone, usually a guy, pretends to be confused when they obviously aren't.

Roland expressed his fauxfusion when his girlfriend asked if he liked her new bohemian hat.

by The deal. February 8, 2010

Fapclusion

The rapid conclusion to your faping, usually caused by someone opening your bedroom door.

You should always be cautious about when and where you fap to avoid a fapclusion.

by SpaceCat March 6, 2015