fauxfusion
fauxfusion by The deal. February 8, 2010
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fauxfessional
noun, one who pretends to know it all at work and criticizes others when in truth, they are the one that sucks.
Sue talks smack about everyone else in the office but she is a fauxfessional. She can't even do her job well.
fauxfessional by greenthumb11 September 9, 2009
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Fauxfessional
1. An imitator or poser of a professional service provider or legitimate business.
2. Possibly known to you, recommended by someone you know or found operating on social media.
2. Possibly known to you, recommended by someone you know or found operating on social media.
Fauxfessional by Smallbizblogger September 4, 2017
Fapfusion
The confusion that exists when determining whether to masturbate or have sex. Often in the context of sacrificing one for the possible opportunity of the other.
Jody was in a state of fapfusion when the lass flirted with him at closing time. Should he go home and bash the bishop or stay in hopes of making squishy with the last call ogress?
Fapfusion by Jody South May 24, 2024
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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