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fauxfessional

noun, one who pretends to know it all at work and criticizes others when in truth, they are the one that sucks.
Sue talks smack about everyone else in the office but she is a fauxfessional. She can't even do her job well.
fauxfessional by greenthumb11 September 9, 2009
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Fauxfessional

1. An imitator or poser of a professional service provider or legitimate business.
2. Possibly known to you, recommended by someone you know or found operating on social media.
I can't believe how badly our wedding photos came out because we hired a fauxfessional!
Fauxfessional by Smallbizblogger September 4, 2017

Fapfusion 

The confusion that exists when determining whether to masturbate or have sex. Often in the context of sacrificing one for the possible opportunity of the other.
Jody was in a state of fapfusion when the lass flirted with him at closing time. Should he go home and bash the bishop or stay in hopes of making squishy with the last call ogress?
Fapfusion by Jody South May 24, 2024

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026