The confusion that exists when determining whether to masturbate or have sex. Often in the context of sacrificing one for the possible opportunity of the other.
Jody was in a state of fapfusion when the lass flirted with him at closing time. Should he go home and bash the bishop or stay in hopes of making squishy with the last call ogress?
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).