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a spectacular public display of awesomeness
a piano driven rock band. (lantz, jared, zach f., zselb)
the greatest thing to have never happened.. yet.

a term used after someone says something stupid, rather than ignoring them.
a term to break awkward silences
JON: hey man what was our math assignment yesterday?
MATT: fanfare!!..remember that (said as he walks away)
fanfare by Lanz March 10, 2007
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you've been pranked.
*fanfare* you've been pranked!
fanfare by avian flu April 28, 2021

Fanfare In The Air 

This is the geological reference when one builds foundation before the line to roll over the group...
Conrad sparked two glizzys in an attempt to put the fanfare in the air .
Fanfare In The Air by Town242 July 7, 2021

trumpet fanfare 

The infernal racket produced by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their cars. They do this out of extreme arrogance, to attract your attention to their expensive cars.
MEN don't blow a trumpet fanfare when they lock your cars. Lock your car like a MAN, not like a yuppie.

WoodSplitter Fanfare 

The song that plays when you need to go take a shit really bad.
BRO I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT REAL BAD BRO
"WoodSplitter Fanfare plays in the background"

The Fanfare 

A sexual act where you hum the beginning of the song "Victory Fanfare" into a sleeping persons ear, waking them up. Once finished the jingle, you ejaculate on the person and surrounding objects.

Bonus points if you throw rice or confetti after you have finished
The wife wasn't too happy when she got "The Fanfare" but she wasn't the one who leveled up.
The Fanfare by ntnearing July 28, 2011

dutch fanfare 

when having intercourse with 2 or more partners and ejaculate in both anuses and then get them to fart all over someone
danni received the dutch fanfare from brooke and claire
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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