The sarcastic response for describing an event in which is not remotely as interesting as the person to whom you are responding to, had thought it was.
A word to describe ones self as fantastic with adding two words into one.
But by adding the word 'frikin' to exaggerate yourself rather then 'fuck'
Seeing as 'frikin' is more acceptable then 'fuck'
You can also add other more normal words to 'fantastic' too. like. Fanbubbleytastic or fanfishytastic.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'