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Fancine
Fancine by Stan Salinger March 8, 2022
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Fancen • Fancenized • facenook • fancing • fance • [fancer] • faccent • Facenapalm • faceneck • facenuke
facenad
Nice pic you fucking facenad freak, now I have to go rinse my eyes out in an attempt to get the vision of your overly veiny, hairless coin pouch out of my head
facenad by cornfritter January 13, 2011
Floof Fansen
Floof Fansen by Agent Peach February 15, 2021
facenoob
A newbie (noob) on facebook.
Usually makes mistakes like:
1. Posts photos of himself that can be used against him in a court of law;
2. Posts drunk party photos from last night;
3. Sends annoying invites for quizzes and apps;
4. Believes and clicks the ads like "Someone Has A Crush On You" etc...
Usually makes mistakes like:
1. Posts photos of himself that can be used against him in a court of law;
2. Posts drunk party photos from last night;
3. Sends annoying invites for quizzes and apps;
4. Believes and clicks the ads like "Someone Has A Crush On You" etc...
facenoob by Macedon_MKD July 17, 2009
Facenovela
Dramatic dialogue carried out on facebook wall-to-walls. Onlookers watch raptly as though it were a telenovela (Spanish soap opera). Often the drama on the wall-to-wall is as preposterous and fast paced as that on the real telenovelas.
Ahora! Te presentamos la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason
Dominique to Jason 10:03 pm:
I don't want to hear it! I can't stand it anymore! We're so over.
10:03 pm: Dominique is no longer in a relationship.
Dominique's status, 10:04 pm: Doesn't understand why people who supposedly love her treat her so badly.
Jason to Dominique 10:04 pm:
Fine, I don't love you either. I want a bomb to land on your college.
Jason's status 10:05 pm: Jason has made 3 mistakes in the last 3 minutes. He needs to start treating people better.
Jason to Dominique 10:05 pm: I love you, pookie.
10:06 Dominique is now in a relationship.
Tune in next week for la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason
adios!
Dominique to Jason 10:03 pm:
I don't want to hear it! I can't stand it anymore! We're so over.
10:03 pm: Dominique is no longer in a relationship.
Dominique's status, 10:04 pm: Doesn't understand why people who supposedly love her treat her so badly.
Jason to Dominique 10:04 pm:
Fine, I don't love you either. I want a bomb to land on your college.
Jason's status 10:05 pm: Jason has made 3 mistakes in the last 3 minutes. He needs to start treating people better.
Jason to Dominique 10:05 pm: I love you, pookie.
10:06 Dominique is now in a relationship.
Tune in next week for la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason
adios!
Facenovela by freelove36 May 21, 2009
Francenia
A woman that you are blessed to know,if she lets you in. Simple and straight to the point. If you are 100 with her, she will be 100 with you. Give her 5% and she will give you 5% right back. Her attitude is always based on how you treat her. Nothing more,nothin less. Her words,actions,and life always match. She is loyal, honest,and consistent.
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