A Fake Incel. That is, a guy who claims to be an Incel (Involuntary Celibate), but either does get laid or could easily get laid if he really wanted to.
When an innocent person is forced to make a fake confession and have to plead guilty to a crime they didn't commit so as to not get a lengthy prison sentence.
Due to a series of unfortunate events, a botched investigation by misguided police and an overzealous prosecutor the indicted individual found themself in court before a judge on trumped up charges. Thinking of their family and following they're lawyers advice the only option available was to fakefess thereby receiving fines and probation instead of going to prison.
A Los Angeles technical death metalband that makes you wanna play drums real bad.
At the Faceless show:
Scenester: "They don't even like wear girl pants or have their hair the way I like it.. I don't know why The Faceless is so popular"
Guy with a King Crimson shirt: "That's because they keep themselves out of the trendy deathcore genre by utilizing a lot of progressive time signatures, guitar voicings and jazz elements to create a unique style. They don't have enough 'br00t@1' breakdowns for you to understand, kid."
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.