Fakeful

The act of faking truthfulness in a relationship

Jack: "Hey Fred, are you cheating on your wife man? I thought you just got married!"
Fred: "I promised my wife that I'd be fakeful until the end of times."

by Papi Royal May 13, 2011

Fakeful

The opposite of being fact-based. When someone entertains opinions or views that are not true, and deliberately disseminates them to mislead their unquestioning or uncritical audience to push their own agenda.

Rejected Donald J. Trump was such a fakeful character who led tens of millions of his followers to blindly or uncritically put their faith in him, by lying that he’s robbed of an election victory due to rampant fraudulent ballots in states where he lost to his political opponent.

by MathPlus January 28, 2021

That Fateful Day

A day that is fateful and makes you cry inside. Can be getting embarrased, getting busted, having somebody find out something they shouldn't know, or something else. Repracussions can include suspensions or even losses of friendships, loss of facebook quotes, and other things. Effects of fateful days can be felt even months after they occur.

Zach - dude can you put more of my quotes on facebook

Oscar - not after that fateful day

Zach - But its been more tha a year

Oscar - ah

by Gerald92 January 7, 2010

fakefuck

just about everyone now a days. someone who does lame shizz that everyone else does just to be "cool." liiiike 90% of the world are fakefucks.

"Like omg cupcakes, rainbows, dinosaurs, rawrrr !! I'm so HxC, lemme go sit in a corner they're soo coool !!"
FAKEFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK son of a mothuhhhh

by livin' lifelesss January 9, 2008

facefull

Taking a load on the face.

Take a facefull.

by Karen February 16, 2004

faceful of joy

Any circumstance, intentional or non-intentional, where a girl with above-average sized breasts puts her breast on your face or close to your face. Range to be accepted as this must be within an inch of your face. This may be done intentionally during any sexual activities, or non-intentionally, for when a person may lean over someone or slip.

a. That chick gave me a faceful of joy last night!!!!

b. She leaned across me to get her cellphone, and ended up giving me a faceful of joy!!!

by great bob October 19, 2011

fakeflation

the intentional, purposeful, and arbitrary pattern of corporate price gouging and skyrocketing cost of living intended to exacerbate cultural chaos brought on by public health epidemics and unpredictable war activities abroad

It makes no sense that food prices are suddenly elevating rapidly in this age of fakeflation, resulting in sticker shock at the grocery store.

by Lisiunia May 11, 2022