fakeflation

the intentional, purposeful, and arbitrary pattern of corporate price gouging and skyrocketing cost of living intended to exacerbate cultural chaos brought on by public health epidemics and unpredictable war activities abroad

It makes no sense that food prices are suddenly elevating rapidly in this age of fakeflation, resulting in sticker shock at the grocery store.

fakeflation by Lisiunia May 11, 2022

Fakeation 

A fakeation is a fake vacation, where you turn on your email autoresponder and change your outgoing voicemail message to show that you're out of the office. Really, though, you're in the office, catching up on work.

"That guy was so far behind in his work he had to declare a fakeation to try and catch back up."

Fakeation by Alex Clemens October 8, 2008

fakeration 

When someone says something knowing it is not true.

"Man, Ron Burgundy is always on some fakeration- the dude says hes on the way, then doesn't answer his phone for the rest of the night. Wack."

fakeration by NickDubious December 17, 2008

fakeationship 

A fake realtionship

Person 1: They don't even like each other, but they're still going out.

Person 2: It's another fakeationship.

fakeationship by Snowbunny89 January 19, 2009

fakelationship 

when you agree to the terms of a relationship with a partner for gain while still looking for a real relationship For example when a man tells a woman he wants to be in a relationship with her because that's the only way she will have sex with him. He fakes being in a relationship when really he is trying to be with other women. He fakes commitment so the sex won't make her fee like she is a booty call. This is a step up from friends with benefits

Treshelle is in a fakelationship with Lorinhoe because he pays for her to get her hair and nails done. She tells all the guys at the club she is single

fakelationship by Arat a tat tat October 22, 2011

fakecation 

when you spend your whole vacation visiting relatives. see also oblication.

I have not gotten a vacation this year. I took the kids on a fakecation.

fakecation by eatmorchickn July 10, 2009

fagflation 

A period when it seems everyone is turning into a big fag

Have you noticed the fagflation. Its really gay.

fagflation by Lake Crafts December 9, 2008