Gert's definitions

Cupcake Nigga

When your round friend isn't living up to your expectations.

"You da biggest boi in dis joint, man. You should be destroying all deez posers, but you ain't nothing but a cupcake nigga."

by Gert August 5, 2017

FakeNBake

What one does in a tanning booth,
a cancer causing agent

I have to go fakenbake, I will call you back.

by Gert November 25, 2003

eul

a part of my ancesteh that comes from the word 'cripplime'

crimmen.

by gert July 30, 2003

Faceplant

something you usually do when you are drunk or in rare cases gymnastic activity

often used in conjunction with fucktards

Did you see those fucktards over there faceplant?

by Gert November 25, 2003

texas pistachio wagon

n. slang for the testicular region, particularly when said region is struck violently.

He took one in the Texas Pistachio Wagon.

by gert April 17, 2006

fuck-towel

n. a promiscuous female, especially one who has sexual congress with superiors in order to secure advancement in her career.

Kevin Spacey: Dawn here, she used to be quite the little fuck-towel. Film school grad who fucked her way to top assistant. Fucked her way to junior executive and then fucked her way to VP. It was quite a rise.

by gert January 3, 2006