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Fakebaker 

A person who whips up a batch a cookie dough for the sole purpose of eating said dough, with no intention whatsoever to bake it. Ever.
Emily always pretends she's about to make cookies for her kids, but really she's just a fakebaker.
Fakebaker by ItsAShoreThang October 22, 2015

Fakeassdaddyfappingmidgetfuckingcreamguzzlingthundercunt, bitch 

a person who is a fake ass daddy fapping midget fucking cream guzzling thunder cunt, bitch
damn you're a fakeassdaddyfappingmidgetfuckingcreamguzzlingthundercunt, bitch

Facebase 

Your update feed on facebook. The place where you start when signing into facebook or go to when clinking the "home" tab. The place where you see all of your facebook friends updated status and such if you haven't blocked them.
I noticed that my best friend broken up with her boyfriend when I signed in and saw my facebase. I knew she would be calling me soon to talk about it.
Facebase by MyMusicAddiction August 22, 2010

facebase 

the act of facebooking that resembles the use use of freebasing cocain. Hours of use that leaves you feeling empty inside. Feeling powerless to say no from compulsive checking to see if any one has made a comment. Repeated comments on your own posts.
Last night I was at the the movie, but I all that was on my mind was another facebase.
facebase by leonfun1 February 22, 2010

FaceBase 

Your friends on Facebook. Can also be a verb. Facebasing.
Dude! You have over 1000 facebase. WTF? Do you KNOW these people?

So I was facebasing late last night and realized that my new date might have history with 6 of my facebase. Wonder if I should not accept the friend request to keep things cool?

Can I add him to my facebase?
Have you talked to him more than twice ? If not

it could look like you are stalking.
FaceBase by Eiger2 April 20, 2010

Fake Based 

When someone says their based but really arent based at all. These people are sheep. they follow and wanna be in a group. not themselves=not based simple math.
jack404shizomusiconsoundcloud:i am not fake based
paint333:thats so fake based bro
Fake Based by paintyum February 23, 2024