Failsman

Failed Salesman

William is a Failsman because he can't sell shit

by thalbany February 13, 2015

Failamanjaro

1. In the video game Halo 2, failing to achieve a Killamanjaro.

2. Also in the video game Halo 2, being killed 7 times in 30 seconds.

"Billy was often the victim of a Failamanjaro when he played Halo 2 with his friends."

by Hess4177 May 31, 2007

Failsian

An Asian who does not correctly portray the Asian stereotype.

"Wow, what a failsian, he can't jump off walls or even do simple calculus!"

by Ellcakes April 17, 2009

failsmanship

The acknowledgment of someone's failing to perform any given act, usually a mundane one.

Shae's attempt to provide an example for this word resulted in failsmanship because he junked it up so bad.

by skryblz March 25, 2009

Failamanjaro

Failing almost as much as an Epic Fail

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that guy epically fail"
Guy 2: "That wasn't an Epic Fail. That was a Failamanjaro."

by cfvkiri December 22, 2008

failemando

a way of explaining how someone fails. created by a blonde.

"hey Paul i got my cock stuck in a blender"

"Failemando!!"

by padrick the third April 14, 2010

Failamanstration

(Verb) The act of demonstrating how to fail.

Enron gave a perfect failamanstration in 2001 when the company eventually went bankrupt because of acounting "loopholes".

Father : Hold on son let me give you a failamanstration
Son : *facepalm*

by Nigga Nigga Nigga April 29, 2012