Failie 

It's actually a god damn word from now on because I said so

I'm gonna die as a "grammar failie

Failie by xNicollee January 16, 2019

Failed Abortion 

Dream stans

Guy one: My Child is sexually attracted to dream
Guy 2: Im guessing he was a Failed abortion

Failed Abortion by Dreamphobe January 29, 2022

buffalo fairies 

Can only be found during the nightime, and if they don't like you, they will slice off your fingertips.

"She thought the buffalo fairies were coming for her"
"If the buffalo fairies like you then you must be a good person especially if they let you keep your fingertips."
"I'm so scared about the buffalo fairies, anyway lets fuck"

buffalo fairies by beepdeboop April 10, 2022

water fairies

A jocular term for Firefighters. Often used by police officers who are under the impression that firefighters spend their down time sleeping and playing ping pong

"That cat appears to be stuck up a tree i'll go call the water fairies"

water fairies by sfy January 6, 2008

mission failed we'll get em next time 

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.

Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time

mission failed we'll get em next time by Cyka Blyak is a pagan holiday December 5, 2016

Mrs Farlie

Mrs Farlie is the depute head of a catholic school, known to be the whore of Mr Phee, she sits in his office a lot, moaning for his 'holey blessing'. If seen, do not confront and instead ignore the loud moans on behalf of your sanitu.

There's that Mrs Farlie, moaning her fucking head off again...

Mrs Farlie by Dr Anonycunt March 13, 2019

Cead Mile Failte 

A traditional Irish Gaelic greeting meaning "A Hundred Thousand Welcomes"

Cead- Hundred
Mile- Thousand
Failte- Welcome(s)

Something you might see on a sign at an airport when arriving in Ireland

Tom went to answer the knock at the door and hollered "Cead mile failte!" as he answered it and saw his family from over in the states.

Cead Mile Failte by yaboymd January 20, 2019