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An error screen featuring a sad cartoon cow in Zynga's FarmVille on Facebook, informing you that FarmVille is down yet again.
Prima: Hey, can you harvest my blackberries for me? I'm gonna be late.

Secunda: Sorry, it's been FailCow all night.

Prima: for FUCK'S sake.
FailCow by Einstein9073 November 18, 2009
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Failtown 

All the shitty white trash parts of West Warwick, Rhode Island. This includes Arctic, and Westcott.
Don't move to Failtown; it's the toilet bowl of Rhode Island.
Failtown by Mellrocks June 13, 2011
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FailCorn 

To fail as bad as humanly possible. Worse than epic fail.
"A rock got stuck under the lawn mower, when i went to get it out my hand got sliced off because it was still on."
"FailCorn."
FailCorn by TCWCKG August 6, 2009
To follow (for example, on Twitter) someone you disdain in order to witness their contemptible behavior.
I used to failow Jesse James before he shut down his Twitter account.
failow by red lami April 4, 2010

failbows 

Section of the arms where normally the elbow would be seen but due to the girth of said person fat has overgrown the area making it hard if not impossible to see
I could deal with them having cankles but the failbows were just too much.
failbows by SpermThatWon August 6, 2014

Failcorner 

Noun (n.) - When you have a moment of failure, this is where you go to contemplate your collective epic shame and failure.
I thought Ohio was a country. I deserve to go to the failcorner.
Failcorner by JessaVonLu August 5, 2009
Pseudonym of the company game development company Funcom, creators of Anarchy Online and Age Of Conan. This name is widely regarded as the true identity of Funcom even within the company. Funcom owns the domain failcom.com which leads directly to their homepage...because they fail.
On of the developers at Failcom says class balance is working as intended.
Failcom by Eiser October 15, 2008
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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