FailCow

An error screen featuring a sad cartoon cow in Zynga's FarmVille on Facebook, informing you that FarmVille is down yet again.

Prima: Hey, can you harvest my blackberries for me? I'm gonna be late.

Secunda: Sorry, it's been FailCow all night.

Prima: for FUCK'S sake.

FailCow by Einstein9073 November 18, 2009

Failtown 

All the shitty white trash parts of West Warwick, Rhode Island. This includes Arctic, and Westcott.

Don't move to Failtown; it's the toilet bowl of Rhode Island.

Failtown by Mellrocks June 13, 2011

FailCorn 

To fail as bad as humanly possible. Worse than epic fail.

"A rock got stuck under the lawn mower, when i went to get it out my hand got sliced off because it was still on."
"FailCorn."

FailCorn by TCWCKG August 6, 2009

failow

To follow (for example, on Twitter) someone you disdain in order to witness their contemptible behavior.

I used to failow Jesse James before he shut down his Twitter account.

failow by red lami April 4, 2010

failbows 

Section of the arms where normally the elbow would be seen but due to the girth of said person fat has overgrown the area making it hard if not impossible to see

I could deal with them having cankles but the failbows were just too much.

failbows by SpermThatWon August 6, 2014

Failcorner 

Noun (n.) - When you have a moment of failure, this is where you go to contemplate your collective epic shame and failure.

I thought Ohio was a country. I deserve to go to the failcorner.

Failcorner by JessaVonLu August 5, 2009

Failcom 

Pseudonym of the company game development company Funcom, creators of Anarchy Online and Age Of Conan. This name is widely regarded as the true identity of Funcom even within the company. Funcom owns the domain failcom.com which leads directly to their homepage...because they fail.

On of the developers at Failcom says class balance is working as intended.

Failcom by Eiser October 15, 2008