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failcorner 

A place on Twitter where you go where you fail. (99.5% of Twitter belongs there ALL the time)
Twitter won't let guys results show up in failcorner so it belongs in the failcorner
failcorner by ErictheAzn August 5, 2009

FailCorn 

To fail as bad as humanly possible. Worse than epic fail.
"A rock got stuck under the lawn mower, when i went to get it out my hand got sliced off because it was still on."
"FailCorn."
FailCorn by TCWCKG August 6, 2009

Kyle Falconer

Kyle Francis Falconer

Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'

Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.

The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.

Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.

E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.
"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."
One of the best fucking power/folk metal bands in the world. Hailing from Sweden, Falconer has released seven albums between 2001 and 2011. The current (and past) lead vocalist is Mathias Blad, though Kristoffer Göbel was featured on Falconer's third and fourth albums. Falconer sings about such things as epic quests, shipwrecks, traditional folk songs, and falcons.
Falconer fucking rules.
falconer by scorpiogtx1 July 30, 2012
a person who breeds and trains hawks/falcons and/or follows the sport of falconry
He/She has been a falconer his/her entire life
falconer by zhadow September 15, 2006

Failcopter

Distant cousin of Roflcopter. This copter is used when something fails terribly.
Joe: Ha, do you know about that stupid rip off movie company named Asylum Films?

Bob: My failcopter goes FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!
Failcopter by Don Edsmund May 15, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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