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Failcorner

Noun (n.) - When you have a moment of failure, this is where you go to contemplate your collective epic shame and failure.
I thought Ohio was a country. I deserve to go to the failcorner.
by JessaVonLu August 5, 2009
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failcorner

A place on Twitter where you go where you fail. (99.5% of Twitter belongs there ALL the time)
Twitter won't let guys results show up in failcorner so it belongs in the failcorner
by ErictheAzn August 5, 2009
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FailCorn

To fail as bad as humanly possible. Worse than epic fail.
"A rock got stuck under the lawn mower, when i went to get it out my hand got sliced off because it was still on."
"FailCorn."
by TCWCKG August 6, 2009
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Kyle Falconer

Kyle Francis Falconer

Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'

Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.

The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.

Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.

E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.
"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."
by CheekyForAReason April 26, 2013
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falconer

One of the best fucking power/folk metal bands in the world. Hailing from Sweden, Falconer has released seven albums between 2001 and 2011. The current (and past) lead vocalist is Mathias Blad, though Kristoffer Göbel was featured on Falconer's third and fourth albums. Falconer sings about such things as epic quests, shipwrecks, traditional folk songs, and falcons.
Falconer fucking rules.
by scorpiogtx1 July 30, 2012
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falconer

a person who breeds and trains hawks/falcons and/or follows the sport of falconry
He/She has been a falconer his/her entire life
by zhadow September 15, 2006
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Failcopter

Distant cousin of Roflcopter. This copter is used when something fails terribly.
Joe: Ha, do you know about that stupid rip off movie company named Asylum Films?

Bob: My failcopter goes FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!
by Don Edsmund May 15, 2008
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