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Failcom
A company that doesn't learn from its past mistakes, has very limited talent, releases an incomplete product, lies to its customers, makes false promises to its customers, and charges its customers' credit cards even after the customers have cancelled the service. Derived from the company Funcom which has all of the above criteria fulfilled.
Related Words
Failcom • Failcore • failcorner • Faildom • failbomber • Failcoaster • failcock • Failcopter • FailCorn • FailCow
Failometer
1. A method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. Ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).
2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.
2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.
Scenario 1:
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.
Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.
Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.
Failometer by Nona Suomy September 25, 2008
Failsome
1. The opposite of awesome.
Derived from "fail" (to not succeed/screw up) and "some" (suffix of "awesome").
Derived from "fail" (to not succeed/screw up) and "some" (suffix of "awesome").
Failsome by MacGyver Rulz February 18, 2010
Failcorner
Noun (n.) - When you have a moment of failure, this is where you go to contemplate your collective epic shame and failure.
Failcorner by JessaVonLu August 5, 2009
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