FailCorn
"A rock got stuck under the lawn mower, when i went to get it out my hand got sliced off because it was still on."
"FailCorn."
"FailCorn."
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Failcorner
Noun (n.) - When you have a moment of failure, this is where you go to contemplate your collective epic shame and failure.
Failcorner by JessaVonLu August 5, 2009
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failcorner • FailCorn • Failcore • Failicorn • Falcorn • Fallcorning • Fail Cone • fail conversation
Falcorn
"In the outside world I'm a simple geologist.
But in here, I am Falcorn defender of the Alliance, I have braved the Fargodeep Mine."
"Looks like he just killed you."
"What..why...WHY?!"
But in here, I am Falcorn defender of the Alliance, I have braved the Fargodeep Mine."
"Looks like he just killed you."
"What..why...WHY?!"
Falcorn by MaXxArAnDoMhErO August 27, 2019
failcore
bands and/or artists who seem to possess no musical ability attempt at being a metal sub-genre such as "fill-in-the-blank"-core and utterly failing at said attempt. live performances consist of pathetic stage antics, straightened hair, make-up on dudes, tight pants, repetitive sweep solos, and synchronized headbanging to breakdowns another band already has done.
failcore by ncaseyouwondered June 13, 2011
failcorner
failcorner by ErictheAzn August 5, 2009
Failicorn
Tommy: hey I tried to hook up with Tracy but she blew me off so bad, i almost cried.
Timmy: WHAT? you mean the one from the gasoline station that gigantic mech-warrior that inhales 5 pizzas a day?
Jimm: you're such a failicorn...
Timmy: WHAT? you mean the one from the gasoline station that gigantic mech-warrior that inhales 5 pizzas a day?
Jimm: you're such a failicorn...
Failicorn by Sepulverture June 15, 2009
Failcore
an exclaimation that brings attention to a failure by a friend or aquaintance that was/is so ridiculous the blunder will become legend amongst your circle of friends.
Caveman: "Hey Andrew, remember when Pockets (insert horribly mediocre failure at a menial task)?"
Andrew: "Pockets! Failcore!"
Andrew: "Pockets! Failcore!"
Failcore by Social_Pariah February 26, 2007
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