failcock 

A male's sexual failure in a certain sitiuation. Most likely due to the inability during that particular time to maintain an erection, or fully experience a sexual sitituation.

Yeah I kind failcocked last night, drank way to much.

A Jerry try not to failcock it tonight.

failcock by Zamberlin July 23, 2011

failpocketed

verb: when a person fails at pickpocketing, or is caught pickpocketing.

Man, I was failpocketed by Sarah last week. What a jerk.

failpocketed by UrMommmm!! April 1, 2010