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failcore 

bands and/or artists who seem to possess no musical ability attempt at being a metal sub-genre such as "fill-in-the-blank"-core and utterly failing at said attempt. live performances consist of pathetic stage antics, straightened hair, make-up on dudes, tight pants, repetitive sweep solos, and synchronized headbanging to breakdowns another band already has done.
Friend A: "Have you heard new Attack Attack?"
Friend B: "no, pussy, I dont listen to failcore."
failcore by ncaseyouwondered June 13, 2011
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Failcore 

an exclaimation that brings attention to a failure by a friend or aquaintance that was/is so ridiculous the blunder will become legend amongst your circle of friends.
Caveman: "Hey Andrew, remember when Pockets (insert horribly mediocre failure at a menial task)?"

Andrew: "Pockets! Failcore!"
Failcore by Social_Pariah February 26, 2007
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FailCorn 

To fail as bad as humanly possible. Worse than epic fail.
"A rock got stuck under the lawn mower, when i went to get it out my hand got sliced off because it was still on."
"FailCorn."
FailCorn by TCWCKG August 6, 2009

Failcream 

Why to fuck up that level, you're just made of failcream.
Failcream by gypsy queen. January 19, 2009

Failcorner 

Noun (n.) - When you have a moment of failure, this is where you go to contemplate your collective epic shame and failure.
I thought Ohio was a country. I deserve to go to the failcorner.
Failcorner by JessaVonLu August 5, 2009

failcorner 

A place on Twitter where you go where you fail. (99.5% of Twitter belongs there ALL the time)
Twitter won't let guys results show up in failcorner so it belongs in the failcorner
failcorner by ErictheAzn August 5, 2009
A wise young man with a heavy burden.
Falcore gazed out across the new view
Falcore by ChroniclerOfAnkare January 18, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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