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Fucking Andy's Fucked Up.

A time Andy does something wrong, whether its catastrophic or just plain stupid.
Jim: Andy's forgotten to deliver a pump clip to Insert Pub Name.
Simon: FAFU

Sheik Yamani: It said take the stillage in the diary Andy!!
Andy: I'ved Fafu'd boys.
Fafu by Moipyna June 9, 2018

faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.
The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi
FABFULL:- That's just someone who YEARNS to become a full FABARM, he's been trying for years, and he's NEARLY there - just some more hard work!
FABFULL - that's what he is - just FULL of FAB- it'll take him a VERY long time to become a FABARM - BUT - I can tell he's moving in the right direction!
FABFULL by FABARM December 20, 2018

Fanfuction 

Fanfiction written with the goal of a hot sex scene in mind.

A word invented in error (by The Sci-Fi Bard) that describes exactly what certain fanfiction is about - i.e. SEX

Fanfiction with an 18/NC-17 rating due to sex scenes.
"I only read it cause it was fanfuction and I was horny..."

"I was all worked up and on my own, so I wrote some fanfuction to take the edge off..."

"That Otalia fanfuction was so good I have to go take a cold shower!"
Fanfuction by The Sci-Fi Bard September 24, 2009

Failure Drill 

Two to the chest, one to the head.
Hit him up with a failure drill and he'll go down.
Failure Drill by USMC KILLA March 28, 2010
Me
Failure by Jarbar February 21, 2017