Faify

High pitched internet whore ,usally afficted by some type of ailment and a woman, that whores herself/himself around but will die a lonely bitch because she/he makes sure your problems aren't as bad as her/his in order to guilt trip you into not saying anything about her/his retardation...... Also known to have tidal periods.

Stop being such a Faify Sarah, god.

by Zxva January 9, 2008

faify

Noun: a person that forces them self into awkward/compromising/vulnerable situations, and then is irritated when the flaws of their idiocy are revealed. This usually occurs when they allow some sort of knowledge about them self to become known to party 2. Party 2 is now in a compromising situation, for they can say nothing without being attacked in an unleashing of she-bitch rage.

Larry: That bitch be a mad faify today.
Doc: Thats the damn truth. But wait, she just told me how awful her day working with retarded children was. If i say anything negative now, I might get my cock gnawed off.
Larry: Wakka Wakka Wakka.

by Chris Jessie February 2, 2008

faify

Noun: a person that forces them self into awkward/compromising/vulnerable situations, and then is irritated when the flaws of their idiocy are revealed. This usually occurs when they allow some sort of knowledge about them self to become known to party 2. Party 2 is now in a compromising situation, for he can say nothing without being attack by an unleashing of she-bitch rage. Obviously the majority of such individuals are females.

Larry: The bitch be a mad faify it up today.
Doc: Thats the damn truth. But wait, she just told me how awful her day was, if i say anything negative now, i might get my cock gnawed off.
Larry: Wakka Wakka Wakka.

by Chris Jessie February 3, 2008

bucket fairy

a derogatory term for a firefighter/emt
(plural - bucket fairies)

(Upon hearing or seeing an approaching fire engine...) "Here comes the bucket fairy brigade!"

by Bucket Fairy Princess March 17, 2010

fire fairy

a derogatory slang term for a volunteer firefighter

My house burned down because the fire fairy (ies) got here 10 minutes after it burned down

by Dibbjr October 31, 2009

Fairy Of Shampoo

A fairy of shampoo is a person who would make you no longer feel lonely just by seeing them. Even if you’re with your sad heart, they make it disappear far away.

Person A: Who’s your fairy of shampoo?
Person B: Soobin<3

by odisbiggestfan June 12, 2022

Internet fairy

A person who searches the Internet for things that they like, comments on them in a positive way, and praises people for posting things that the fairy likes. An Internet fairy is the opposite of an Internet troll.

An Internet fairy totally bombarded my Facebook post with enthusiastic and uplifting comments

by @Affectrovert June 3, 2015