Faheja

The inability to decide whether to do one thing or another. This usually pertains to larger groups of people.

Person 1: Wanna go to the beach today or the park
Person 2: That's a faheja

by Jonathan Gennaro May 29, 2008

Facejacking

v. To go on another person's social networking profile that has been left on the computer because the victim is away.

Jimmy left his Facebook on, I'm totally facejacking him!

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

Facejacked

To have your Facebook commandeered by a close friend (or foe) for their enjoyment.

Dude Kevin's status says he loves dick" "Yeah, he forgot to log off and got Facejacked

by Dr.Wurd November 2, 2010

facejacking

to post your own self-promoting information on a FaceBook page under the guise of being a friend or fan.

"That motherfucker Joe Schwartz wont stop facejacking his link onto everyone's page."

by Joe's Black T-Shirt May 4, 2010

facejacked

When someone leaves their Facebook account logged in or shares their login details with someone else at which point someone makes posts to said person's account without their knowledge.

"Bill just got facejacked. That guy gave me his login credentials for Facebook so I wrote on his wall and updated his status."

by Agent SILVERFOX February 13, 2009

facejam

After you´ve pumped the singelbarell pumpaction youghurt rifle you take the opportunity to jam the semen all over the girl´s face by tenderly and repeatedly slapping her in the face with the rifle while cumming simultaneosly.

- And now as the great finaly to a mediocre intercourse I will facejam you thoroughly!

by Youghurt Cannon December 25, 2007

facejack

The act of breaking into someone's Facebook account and editing the profile to involve potentially embarrassing or humiliating information.

I don't actually love cock and think Hugh Grant is dreamy. I was facejacked! No, seriously!

by rock.star April 29, 2007