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Definitions by BManz2004

A foonkle is a cankle so obscenely oversized that it envelopes the foot in one large, contiguous mass.
Due to the patient having an enormous, fat foonkle, the doctor could not determine which end was the heel or toes.
foonkle by BManz2004 September 19, 2021

megapeeping 

The act of zooming into a digital photo 200% or more to assess the detail captured. (see Megapeeper)
The pundits of online photography forums start megapeeping every sample image of new digital cameras when they're released, often zooming in as much as 400%.
megapeeping by BManz2004 February 9, 2021

megapeeper 

One who looks at digital images at the pixel level to asses the quality/value of a digital photo. A megapeeper only cares about how much resolution is captured in a digital photo.
When a person first views a digital photo by zooming into it at 400% to look for extraneous detail, they are simply a megapeeper.
megapeeper by BManz2004 February 9, 2021

engiperv 

An engineer with a perverted mind who subtly places descriptive language or images into technical documentation.
The engiperv would describe installing a foundation as an "erection" and that "...the erection must be firm and withstand all manner oof thrusting and pulling when mounted."

A blueprint plan depicting the silhouette profile of a leggy, long-haired woman facing a building support column would be noted by an engiperv as: "The pole diameter shall be determined by the expected load of the end user."
engiperv by BManz2004 February 9, 2021

Fugtional 

Fugtional is when something is fucking ugly yet quite functional for its intended purpose.
The Tesla Cybertruck is ugly but outstanding for it’s intended purpose makng it a fugtional design.
Fugtional by BManz2004 December 7, 2019