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Faggoting Around 

To behave like a faggot. Faggoting around means you won't be able to behave like a true lad.
Jack "is Steve out tonight"
Dan "no, he's too busy faggoting around"
Faggoting Around by Joycie69 December 14, 2012

Faggoting 

Usually involves a group of people, when going to meet someone or at someones house for the purpose of doing something like going out to a party, movie.. etc. However, one of the people decides to watch a show, eat something, or just talk for 20 mins for no apparent reason, therefore wasting time when they could be doing something better.
Hey guys you ready to head out to the party?
yeah man but hold on i gotta watch sportcenter real quick
no fuckin way dude im not faggoting
Faggoting by KB2006 November 3, 2006

Faggoting 

A method of decorating cloth by pulling out horizontal threads and tying the remaining vertical threads into hourglass-shaped bunches.
Me and my black mom were faggoting together last night.
Faggoting by [14k]AD January 13, 2003

Faggoting 

The act of driving by a victim and simultaneously yelling "faggot". Victims being very elderly people and children make the act even funnier.

Side note: Pointing and looking the victim directly in the eyes increases the effectiveness of this act.
Victim: Just out for a nice stroll...

Fagotteer: F-F-F-F-FAGGOT!!

Victim: Blankly stares and perhaps cringes, unable to say anything of substance to their partner, after the faggoting
Faggoting by Shoddy321 August 4, 2011

fucktard piss-faggoting 

Verb intransitive
When an old person tries to impress the younger generation by trying to talk leetspeak and dressing in jeans so he can hang out with young dudes.

The effort to look cool has the reverse appearance.
It is especially prevalent amongst Anonymous members where you can tell the 50+ pervert by the way he speaks / posts
Example
We were trolling some oldfags when a dude in a monk's robe came up and started fucktard piss-faggoting with the cops and we were all like, "Who invited the retarded yoda?"

Fagonizing 

When a gay person complains incessantly and/or dramatically.
Stop fagonizing, Trevor! We’re all tired of your whiney bullshit.
Fagonizing by Captain Buckles February 9, 2019
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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