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fatasizing 

The act of masturbating to the thought of overweight people.
Dude, if you'd spend less time at home fatasizing about Carnie Wilson and more time out with your friends, you might get a real girlfriend.
fatasizing by grapefruit lovah December 7, 2010
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fagasizing 

To have a daydream about a member of the same sex.
"John will be right with you. He's having a fagasy about Derek right now."

"Are you fagasizing about me again?"
fagasizing by AJPimpy March 17, 2010

Fagonizing 

When a gay person complains incessantly and/or dramatically.
Stop fagonizing, Trevor! We’re all tired of your whiney bullshit.
Fagonizing by Captain Buckles February 9, 2019

fapalizing 

When you are on an internet porn chat room, socializing and fapping.
Dude was at motherless.com and was fapalizing with all the girls.
fapalizing by xbuttonsx March 29, 2011

Faggotizing 

Masturbation to gay porn,often done in a corner by little kids or immature people
Person: what is that creep doing in that corner?
Other person: Faggotizing!!!! Duh?!?!?!??! its all the rage for gay children!
Faggotizing by Jennuhh duh June 26, 2008

fagasizing 

to think about something in a fagets ideal and stat of mind.
Are u fagasizing about fucking that little asain boy.
fagasizing by bgg August 8, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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