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Fagatosis 

The dick breath you get when sucking off too many dicks. Halitosis for queers.
Bro, you got some nasty fagatosis today, how many dicks did you suck last night? Please brush your teeth!
Fagatosis by Dispenser August 1, 2018
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A person who's inappropriate behavior and appearance transcends being a fagatron. Generally found wearing suspenders and or sweater-vests.
Suspenders are only cool on Larry King Live; Jason is such a fagaton.
fagaton by rick328i March 27, 2008

fagatore 

One who is flaming gay. (atore) refers to skeletore from 80's cartton He-Man
That dude is a fagatore.
fagatore by JJC923 April 23, 2007

fagtouche 

One who is simultaneously a fag, tool, and douche. That is, a loathsome poser who either tries too hard to be liked and fit in, all the while oblivious to the fact that everyone else finds him insufferable; or who thinks that he is in charge, again unaware that no one respects him. The fagtouche's cringeworthy words and deeds make him the laughingstock among his peers.
"My boss is such a fagtouche; he pulled that nonsensical policy straight out of his ass."


"Randy and Paul got in another pissing contest yesterday over who's more in charge, and then afterward Randy came to us bitching about what a cock Paul is."
"God, what a pair of fagtiche."


"Yo wassup dudes, can I hang witchoo?"
"Fuck off and die, fagtouche."


"Did you hear about that guy who broke his ankles rollerblading?"
"Rollerblading is fagtouchey enough... the ankles are just icing on the cake."
fagtouche by p. orlofsky December 22, 2008

fagadouche 

The combination of the two words fag and douche. Basically, when the words fag and douche are just not enough. It can be used in any context, however mainly used as a noun.
This fagadouche came up to my girl last night and starting hitting on her, so I had to beat his fagadouche ass.
fagadouche by Frank V. (Smokey) August 28, 2006

Fagatopium 

The gayest of the elements.

It is often left out of periodic tables because it can be viewed as offensive.

Can be used to describe a physical attribute of someone or something.
Example

Connor: did you here about the new element they discovered?

Dilon: No, what is it?

Connor: It's called Fagatopium but the teacher said she wouldn't put it in or periodic table.

Dilon:Why?

Connor: Cause she thought it was offensive

Dilon:Her periodic table is just like fagatopium, gay.
Fagatopium by Fagatopium is gay November 23, 2010
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