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I am way past facing reality!
“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.
Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
I am way past facing reality! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
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Ceres Fauna
Member of Hololive Council also known as Mother Nature, her voice is so comfy and she has two cats named Snail and Clover
A: Hey, did you watch Ceres Fauna's stream last night?
B: Only for half an hour because her voice is so comfy I fell asleep
A: Damn bro...
B: Only for half an hour because her voice is so comfy I fell asleep
A: Damn bro...
Ceres Fauna by DeadKFP September 27, 2021
FABUNKNOWN
FABUNKNOWN:- Is a secret FABARM who never appears to exist, he she or it could be operating, silently unknown, from the enemie's attic - the FABUNKNOWN nearly always operates silently - then disappears INSTANTLY!
I'm certain that he's a very cunning agent, we'll need to get a FABUNKNOWN up in his attic for a while, he or she'll get the facts within a couple of hours - FABUNKNOWNS ARE F A S T !
FABUNKNOWN by FABARM December 17, 2018
facenad
Nice pic you fucking facenad freak, now I have to go rinse my eyes out in an attempt to get the vision of your overly veiny, hairless coin pouch out of my head
facenad by cornfritter January 13, 2011
Leather Facing
To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.
Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.
It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.
It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.
Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.
Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.
Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
Leather Facing by TWC.TV March 21, 2017
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.