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Factutone  

(n) The tone in a persons voice as they correct previous statements, usually associated with the word "actually"
(adj) describing the tone of someone's voice as having a correcting nature, an "as a matter of fact" quality
"You owe me 5 dollers from lunch yesterday" claimed Beth to her friend Roberto. "Actually, I only owe you 2 dollers." replied Roberto in a Factutone voice
Factutone by Rick HMHS December 18, 2008
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Red Factioner 

When the Bolsheviks took over Russia in 1917, they eventually spread across the world to promote their concept of paradise. How they were treated varied from country to country. While some welcomed them, others forced them into a entity of legal discourse. In England, they were not tolerated at all. Any group outside of Labour and Tory was marginalized as much as possible. The political groups thus marginalized away from any real power became known as factions. A Red Factioner is someone from England who is in support of Marxist principles of governance.
That bloke there thinks that the Queen is one of the Bourgeois! Bloody Red Factioner he is.....
Red Factioner by Ironbrand August 9, 2006

Factioned 

When you get completely jewed, or screwed out of something that was basically yours.
Baron: Shotgun that last piece of pizza
*Mom walks in and takes the last piece of pizza*
Baron: FUCK i just got Factioned
Factioned by Sneakers O'Tool May 24, 2010

Factitioner 

Someone who publicly distorts fact and fiction for the betterment of their own personal agendas.
Person One: Do politicians lie?
Person Two: Yeah, their all factitioners.
Factitioner by Daniel O. February 7, 2008

factutory rape 

Being raped by how factual such a statement is-Lütz
your mother has the greatest set of tits of all time, and that's factutory rape bro
factutory rape by lutzenheim March 29, 2015

factonese 

the language of a person who only speaks facts
I only speak factonese
factonese by django'sbaby July 7, 2020
FATTONE
smoke a FATTONE.
FATTONE by Chuck L. Head October 5, 2020
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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