factstonian

A man who will only speak in absolute proven fact backed completely by commonly accepted truths from educated scientists and intellectual society.

Spaceweathrrman smAshomash is a true Factstonian when he gives his daily spaceweather report.

by Fairy Godmutha August 13, 2022

facestoning

The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.

"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."

by jordiebish November 18, 2009