Facetax 

The Over charging of goods in foreign countries by about quadruple the original value dependent upon the fact that you look like a tourist and cannot speak the local language.

How much? $5. But the sign says $1. FaceTaxed.

Facetax by FTDHQ March 13, 2009

facetank 

Basically ‘Face-tanking’ means standing directly in front of an enemy and take all of his attacks with little effort to dodge relying only on active healing or passive defenses to save you while drawing the aggro of said target away from the squishier party members.

Player 1 "Since you're a guardian, u should be facetanking all the hits while the other party members whale on him from behind."
Player 2 "Okay."

facetank by Insert coin to continue October 11, 2013

Facetag 

A Facetag is a Hashtag used on Facebook, but it does not do anything because Facebook is not Twitter.

"Facebook post: If 2 people (male and female) create 2 children. They have effectively replaced themselves (birthrate is "2.1") #BadatMATH"

"Comment on post: Hey baby.. Hashtags on Facebook don't do anything!"

"Response: Hashtags are used on Twitter by twits. That was a Facetag"

Facetag by cheddarbob2u March 27, 2013

facetard 

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook

Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook

facetard by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010

faceta 

Faceta or faseta - pronounced Faa-se-ta

Spanish word in New Mexico

English translation: prude, better-than, stuck-up, entitled or preppy, flashy or rich person (usually a woman)
Spanish translation: rica, mejor-que otra persona, dominada, autorizada

English: She comes off as very faceta with her chin in the air and resting bitch face.

Spanish: Ella es muy faceta, siempre hay tenido todo, aunque no hay trabajado.

faceta by Shan505 February 26, 2018

Facetable 

A more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. Can be used as personal or indirect.

1. Used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.

2. Used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
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1. Mother: "How was your first day of school?"
Son: *Facetable* "meh, don't ask.."

2. Guy#1: "That's what she said!"

Guy#2: "...No." *facetables Guy#1*

Facetable by Lince September 9, 2009

facetalk 

excessive talk about www.facebook.com
may overpower other topics

"enough with all this facetalk....lets go to the mission!"

facetalk by carlos514 October 14, 2007