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Fapstagram 

When a person uses their Instagram solely or mostly to stalk (sometimes follow) members of the opposite sex and fap to them.
Tom has got quite the fapstagram. He doesn't ever upload any pictures, but take a look at his search history; they're all women.
Fapstagram by longshottie August 19, 2013

Fanstagram 

A fake Instagram account where people try to pretend they're a celebrity. They tend to say they'll follow someone if they like all their pics.
Ryan: did you follow Ariana grandes instagram?

Jaysie: that's a fanstagram. Fanstagrams are fake.
Fanstagram by Sarahfaith March 30, 2015

fatstagram 

When a person crosses the threshold of weight gain in which their past photos on their instagram are no longer recognizable as their current self. This causes them to delete all of their photos and replace them with current (fat) photos in a very short period of time.
Did you see all of Jessie’s posts this week? She’s definitely making her fatstagram.
fatstagram by noodleshowz April 23, 2021

facetographer 

A facetographer is someone who is under the false delusion that because they spent several hundred (sometimes thousands) dollars on DSLR camera of which they do not know how to use properly or refuse to learn properly, that they can take professional quality pictures. These people tend to start a 'photography company' page on facebook and convince people to pay them money to shoot horrible photography for ignorant and stupid customers. The typical facetographer usually reaches full denial mode when an actual professional photographer informs them of their complete lack of skill. They will go on a rant to that professional about how their photography is 'raw'.

Male Facetographers will typically claim that they are professionals in order to use naive girls in order to take racy pictures of them in an attempt to get laid. Female facetographers tend to believe that their use of facebook photo editing apps like 'Piknik' qualifies them to charge people to take their wedding pictures. AVOID FACETOGRAPHERS AT ALL COSTS.
This guy Louis on my friends list keeps posting all his horrible 'professional' photography. He's such a facetographer.

Facegram 

The subsequent use of instagram and facebook. One after the other without a break in between
When you're done facegramming do you want to go get some dinner?
Facegram by big-pun August 17, 2015

Fapstagram 

When a person (mostly guys) uses a social media platform (in most cases Instagram, but also Twitter or even Facebook) solely or mostly to follow girls (rarely also guys) and try to send them dick pics or stalk them and fap to their shared pictures. Since the increasing availability of Internet in Arabian or African-Countries or in India there has been an significant increase of the Fapstagram-Phenomenon.

Also decribes a Livecam Site called www.fapstagram.net
Eww... another DM from such a obscure Account. He ask for Nudes and only follows girls, seems like another case of Fapstagram.
Fapstagram by Zephirx August 12, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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