faceslap

Using "Remove Connection" or "Remove from Friends" to remove a friend on Facebook.

She was creeping, so I had to faceslap her.

by Sam in So Cal July 17, 2009

Faceslap

A subtweet, but on facebook. A facebook post that speaks of someone without saying a name or tagging them. It is usually used passive-aggressively.

I'm pretty sure that girl faceslapped me yesterday. She's mad that I didn't ask her out.

by AnonPorsche August 28, 2013

Faceslacker

Someone who becomes friends with a person, adds them on Facebook, then decides that the friendship can be maintained entirely on Facebook. They do not bother to organize to meet up with this person, sometimes they might not even acknowledge them when they walk past them in the street. Furthermore, they appear on Facebook to be great friends because they write on each others walls.

Person A:"I have 629 Facebook friends!"
Person B: "Wow, you must be getting constantly stopped in the street and chatted to."
Person A: "Meh, not really."
Person B: "You Faceslacker!"
Person C: "You're a cyberwhore. Haha, POKE!"

by wheresmyspacebar? October 24, 2008

Faceslash

(noun) - A Facebook user's subdomain.

Dude 1: Dude, what faceslash did you grab?
Dude 2: I got facebook.com/faceslash!
Dude 1: META!
Dude 2: METAFACE!!
Dude 1: METAFACESLASH!!!

by smellyrock June 24, 2009

faceslamming

Like facesitting, this act involves the application of a woman's vagina and bottom to a prone man's face for pleasure and/or domination.

Unlike facesitting, faceslamming involves the woman straddling the man's head and then bringing her ass down hard on the man's face. Smothering, grinding down, or continuing to violently bounce-fuck his head can follow.

Care should be taken to avoid performing this act, especially on a hard surface, as it can easily lead to the man being knocked out by the woman's slamming ass.

Paul: I don't wanna sound like I was listening in on you, man, but damn... your bed was squeaking like crazy last night. You were really giving it to her, huh?

Alex: Well, she did fuck me later... But all that squeaking you heard? She was faceslamming the hell out of me.

Paul: ... Whoa.

by NaughtySteph July 18, 2011

Faceslasha

A gay dude that doesn't have any common sense like a monkey he's also spoonfed methods

Yooooo is that faceslasha? yeah the gay faggot

by AGRAGAGAGAGAG February 3, 2020

factslapped

When you post a bunch of bullshit on Facebook and someone Jon Stewart's your blithering nonsense with facts.

he released his long form birth certificate which is as official as it gets. you got factslapped

by Tiberius Hawke July 9, 2011