Faceslash 

(noun) - A Facebook user's subdomain.

Dude 1: Dude, what faceslash did you grab?
Dude 2: I got facebook.com/faceslash!
Dude 1: META!
Dude 2: METAFACE!!
Dude 1: METAFACESLASH!!!

Faceslash by smellyrock June 24, 2009

Faceslacker

Someone who becomes friends with a person, adds them on Facebook, then decides that the friendship can be maintained entirely on Facebook. They do not bother to organize to meet up with this person, sometimes they might not even acknowledge them when they walk past them in the street. Furthermore, they appear on Facebook to be great friends because they write on each others walls.

Person A:"I have 629 Facebook friends!"
Person B: "Wow, you must be getting constantly stopped in the street and chatted to."
Person A: "Meh, not really."
Person B: "You Faceslacker!"
Person C: "You're a cyberwhore. Haha, POKE!"

Faceslacker by wheresmyspacebar? October 24, 2008

faceslamming 

Like facesitting, this act involves the application of a woman's vagina and bottom to a prone man's face for pleasure and/or domination.

Unlike facesitting, faceslamming involves the woman straddling the man's head and then bringing her ass down hard on the man's face. Smothering, grinding down, or continuing to violently bounce-fuck his head can follow.

Care should be taken to avoid performing this act, especially on a hard surface, as it can easily lead to the man being knocked out by the woman's slamming ass.

Paul: I don't wanna sound like I was listening in on you, man, but damn... your bed was squeaking like crazy last night. You were really giving it to her, huh?

Alex: Well, she did fuck me later... But all that squeaking you heard? She was faceslamming the hell out of me.

Paul: ... Whoa.

faceslamming by NaughtySteph July 18, 2011

facesmasher 

Alcoholic drink that is a combination of whatever alcohol you have available. Mint flavored booze is not allowed for it will completely fuck it up.

We had a bunch of random people show up at the party, so we took their booze and made a facesmasher.

facesmasher by Z&Z Productionz April 30, 2011

The Facewash 

When you position your hand horizontally, grab one's face and proceed to swiping in a downward motion, palm down; Usually done when one is acting in a foolish manner. Can be done with wet hands for better results.

As a group of friends rock out to a 80's hair band genere of music, Mo sings the wrong refrain to a commonly known song and as a result to this Tom hits her up with a solid "facewash"

The Facewash by Tommy Caps with appreciation to Cemelli December 10, 2004

Faceslasha 

A gay dude that doesn't have any common sense like a monkey he's also spoonfed methods

Yooooo is that faceslasha? yeah the gay faggot

Faceslasha by AGRAGAGAGAGAG February 3, 2020

Mexican Facewash 

The act of taking a persons head and shoving their face into a dirt covered snow bank.

I told this bitch to give me road head, she refused. So i pulled the car over and gave her a mexican facewash.

Mexican Facewash by drock214 February 6, 2010