A person who is a douche bag on Facebook. You know that guy who likes to talk about himself and tell you all about his day as if everyone cares. Then he proceeds to tell you how awesome he is and how many chicks he can score with, not to mention how many Jager Bombs he can do in a row.
1.A Facebag is someone who posts pictures of themselves with a camera phone flexing infront of the bathroom mirror
2.A Facebag is someone who refers to themselves in the 3rd person on facebook.
3.A Facebag is someone who makes the same face in every picture to try and look smooth.
4. A person who gives himself a a nickname like "The Situation" or "L-Bo"
The famed website that inspired facebook. Facebag enabled users to upload images of themselves and friends drinking at clubs but did not allow users to log in, post events, tag photos, send messages, comment or post on walls. The eventual status function influenced twitter.
Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*