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Facebang 

The act of forcing a woman to perform fellatio upon yourself and slamming her face against your crotch. A synonym of "Facefuck."
I wanna facebang the secretary.
Facebang by youwishvirg August 4, 2009
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Facebang 

The act of performing cunnilingus. Like fingerbanging, but with the face. Bonus points for girl on girl.
"Dude, Erica totally Facebanged Riley last night!"
"No wai!"
"Yeah dude."
Facebang by Isotopian October 20, 2008

facebang 

When you bang someones face
Dood he wanted to facebang him
facebang by InternetY2K April 17, 2012
A person who is a douche bag on Facebook. You know that guy who likes to talk about himself and tell you all about his day as if everyone cares. Then he proceeds to tell you how awesome he is and how many chicks he can score with, not to mention how many Jager Bombs he can do in a row.
1.A Facebag is someone who posts pictures of themselves with a camera phone flexing infront of the bathroom mirror

2.A Facebag is someone who refers to themselves in the 3rd person on facebook.

3.A Facebag is someone who makes the same face in every picture to try and look smooth.

4. A person who gives himself a a nickname like "The Situation" or "L-Bo"
Facebag by Jason and Kathleen January 11, 2010

facebanking 

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook
'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''
facebanking by daniel75iv August 4, 2012
The famed website that inspired facebook. Facebag enabled users to upload images of themselves and friends drinking at clubs but did not allow users to log in, post events, tag photos, send messages, comment or post on walls. The eventual status function influenced twitter.

The website is currently on hiatus.
"Later today I will post these pics on Facebag."
Facebag by hoho-man May 16, 2009

Facebinge 

When initially a quick check on facebook turns into indulgent 2-4 hour session on facebook.com.
Cait: What did you get up to last night?

Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!

Facebinge by tinkabellsy March 28, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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