FaceBangin'

When one's Facebook status has the clear intentions of getting young girls drunk and pregnant without them knowing that was the plan all along.

Jamaal's status had "FaceBangin'"written all over it

by geechas May 23, 2011

Facebang

The act of forcing a woman to perform fellatio upon yourself and slamming her face against your crotch. A synonym of "Facefuck."

I wanna facebang the secretary.

by youwishvirg August 4, 2009

facebanking

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook

'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''

by daniel75iv August 4, 2012

Fandbangin

The act of having sex with someone in trade for access to their Fandango account credits

Yeah man! Gotta stop at 7-11 and grab another gift card or else she’ll stop fandbangin me. You know how film majors are...

by Kazershki June 28, 2020

facebraggin

(feys-brag-ging) verb; to post irrelevant information about yourself that no one really cares about on Facebook to boast because your insecure and want people to know you are special.

Did you his facebraggin post?

"Just got back from Turks and Caicos Islands on vacation, I'm so exhausted!"

by beniop October 27, 2009

Facebang

The act of performing cunnilingus. Like fingerbanging, but with the face. Bonus points for girl on girl.

"Dude, Erica totally Facebanged Riley last night!"
"No wai!"
"Yeah dude."

by Isotopian October 20, 2008

Facebagging

The act of physically bagging the face of oneself, generally in paper form, that of which is preferably decorated.

Born of an anarchical stance to promote inner beauty and/or the desire for anonymity, facebagging is a social movement currently sweeping the underground.

*Facebagging is unrelated to the act of bagging or insulting an individuals face

"I didn't want anyone i knew to recognise me with my grandmother, so I slipped on my designer facebagging bag and went outside comfortably incognito."

by Facebagger September 28, 2009