FacePaw 

The Furry equivalent to 'FacePalm'.

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FurFagBoi: AHHH~ I JUST BOUGHT NEW EARS BUT IT'S NOT SHOWING UUUP~

SylviaWolf: Um... have you looked under "all"? :/

FurFagBoi: Er... I knew that. >.>

SylviaWolf: Oh, dear lord. *FacePaw*

FacePaw by iKitsune September 21, 2009

facepalmingly 

Adjective form of the progressive verb facepalming (the act of raising one or both hands to your face when something stupid happens). When something is really frustrating and stupid and you end up realising it's facepalmingly stupid.

Michael Gove's education reforms are facepalmingly stupid.

facepalmingly by Nonflyingfarang September 10, 2013

facepalm 

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .`=-,. . . . . . . . . .,%`>--

Random stupid question

Reply:

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .`=-,. . . . . . . . . .,%`>--

facepalm by Turd_Gobbler June 22, 2009

Facepalmist 

A facepalmist is someone, who by virtue one's idiocy (unaccountable by a disease or disorder), gives the reader/listener an inevitable, painful collision between one's palm and the face, one of the reasons being the utter disgust of having to share the identity of "human" with the facepalmist.

This person is not the regular ignorant person (which is basically each one of us) who says something stupid once in a while. Both the quantity and quality of stupid matters, he/she has to be very stupid and often stupid. The suffix "ist" is justified by the expert level stupidity in a facepalmist.

Facepalmist: If some stars are 100 light years away, then how do I see them? I am not 10 million years old, stupid cosmologists!
Anyone with basic common sense: *Facepalm*

Facepalmist by psychsatani December 23, 2013

facepalmfamous 

A term coined by YouTube user gineriella to describe those that have become famous because of how awful and facepalm-triggering they are. Mostly used to describe viral stars like Rebecca Black.

Person 1: Did you see that the 'Hot Problems' video has gone viral? Those girls are basically famous now.
Person 2: They're not famous, they're facepalmfamous.

facepalmfamous by Isaaaaaaac September 22, 2012

Facebawarkward 

Once you accept a friend on facebook, then then next time you see them, either of you do not mention it.

Hey, Jessica just accepted me as a friend on facebook, but when I saw her, she acted like she didn't know me...it was very facebawarkward...

Facebawarkward by marcmargaritaville July 29, 2009

facepalming 

Like, embarrassing, etc., but with a facepalm, too.

Obviously.

OMFG, this is facepalming!

facepalming by khalyd January 22, 2011