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facepage 

what an elderly person refers to as their facebook
"Marilyn! I'm busy checking my facepage!"
facepage by roxypoop August 18, 2009
Term including and recitating the effect of an "in your face" burn/diss. In relation to the word "face."
dill: why did you hit me?
bill: because I don't like you, faceage!

dill: your too big to play with.
bill: that's not what your mama said, faceage!
faceage by remt October 4, 2006
To walk aimlessly around and around a room or small area while on facebook staring at their moble screen waiting for someone to comment
You get so hooked on facebook your starting to facepace

(Plural) You have been facepacing for the last hour
Facepace by Dugite June 24, 2012

Twitter Bookin The Face Page 

The act of twittering on twitter.com and checking your facebook on facebook.com at the same time.
Oh My Gosh! Im Running Late! I Better Go Twitter Bookin The Face Page real quick!
the process of being slapped, whipped, hit, owned, etc. with an item manufactured by the North Face brand
"Son, steve gave dat white girl some mad faceage wit his coat"
faceage by Wakefieldbaby November 1, 2006

Faceypage 

Yeah I spend alot of time playin' with my faceypage.
Faceypage by DanTheBadMan July 13, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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