facecake 

Cake with a photo of a persons face on. Referenced in Scrubs.

I smell facecake!
Did somebody say facecake?

facecake by Lexy W March 12, 2007

Facecake 

Too decorate an ugly girls face, you shoot your load on her forehead, then spread it with your cock. Finish by sticking a birthday candle right in the middle of her forehead.

Make a wish bitch, you just got facecaked!

Facecake by Bakers 1/2 Dozen November 26, 2011

FaceCake 

adjective; can basically replace any insult, except for homosexual references.
Usually meant to leave the "what the fuck?" effect.

Jen: dude, my boyfriend just fucking dumped me!
Cassie: what a facecake!

FaceCake by detroitbaby May 3, 2008

face cake 

when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.

My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.

face cake by railgin October 1, 2012

Facecase cracker 

Someone who enjoys burying their face into the crack of other peoples asses , to the degree their face gets razor burn

That chick from data didn’t come into today, I heard she didn’t look so good after a night with Harry buttaburier from PR. She’s a real facecase cracker

Facecase cracker by Davedale August 18, 2019

Facewake 

When hundreds of friends, acquaintances, business partners, and classmates express their sorrow for a deceased Facebook member via the Facebook; a wake on the Facebook.

"Seen that fine bitch Mandy around?"
"Naw, man, ain't you heard? She died in a car crash a few nights ago. Everyone's been leaving messages at her Facewake."

Facewake by Strrrrrrretch! March 2, 2009

facebake 

That pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can't see straight. You're no longer high, you're facebaked.

Person 1: Dude, what happened to jimmy?
Person 2: He's totally facebaked man.

facebake by M T Jones March 17, 2008