FaceBukake

Using FB to show your Ex all the hot chicks you are banging now that you no longer in a sexless/funless/lifeless completely sufficating relationship with her! -KJP

Dude, seriously those pix of you at CampVagas, awesome and totally FaceBukake

FaceBukake by hotrocksguy July 13, 2010

facebucket 

What my grandma calls "Facebook"

Grandma - I finally got a facebucket! Now I can add you and send you virtual birthday gifts and invites to stupid groups to annoy the crap out of you. YAY!
Me -....yay?

facebucket by stillaudreyesque November 10, 2009

Facebukkake 

1. noun A form of pleasure taken when you ejaculate beliefs/ideas/baby pics on Facebook's newsfeed

2. verb To share a rant on Facebook's newsfeed for friends to view your stupid thing that they don't give a shit about.

Why does Tanya facebukkake pictures of her newborn every fucking day?

Facebukkake by Things About Portland that Sux July 17, 2009

facebake 

That pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can't see straight. You're no longer high, you're facebaked.

Person 1: Dude, what happened to jimmy?
Person 2: He's totally facebaked man.

facebake by M T Jones March 17, 2008

facebake 

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.

"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."

facebake by myjosephine February 24, 2010

facebukakke 

An alternate, insulting name for the service known as Facebook, referring to the large amount of "mess" you will get into when you join.

"I can't believe you signed up for Facebukakke. Good luck getting that crap off your face."

facebukakke by chenglan March 25, 2008

Facebuke 

A rebuke or scolding delivered via social media platforms such as Facebook. Intended by the giver to cause ebarrassment. Facebukes are characterized by their self-righteous nature, public delivery (when a private message would have been more than sufficient), lack of anonymity (as opposed to posting an anonymous comment to a blog, for example), and reluctance to engage in an intellectual debate around the topic. Usual perpetrators of the Facebuke are religious legalists looking to foist their particular idiosyncratic understandings upon others. Also known as an ebuke.

Dude, that guy who told you that you shouldn't listen to rock music on your wall totally Facebuked you.

Facebuke by theshaftman July 20, 2010