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Face-Booked

when you get called out on your shitty status post, or for posting a lie on facebook.
Facebook Status: I love my boyfriend so much!

Comment: bitch, I saw you cheating on him last Tuesday you've just been face-BOOKED.
by shottybotty April 6, 2013
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Face"Booked"

Posting your own individual statement on Facebook & being arrested for it; or "Booked".

My own very hip logic called for quotation marks around "Booked" as it had been something quoted by you on Facebook.
"...I should really quit this rant before I get Face"Booked!".

"Did you hear that they got Face"Booked" for saying that?".
by TheCalm1in661 December 18, 2011
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Face-Mother-Booker

To Express Your Disapproval To A Person/Friend On Any Social Network Who Do Not Make Any Meaningful Contribution On Your Page But With Pretends Seeks To Monitor And Destroy One's Progress.
eg. I Identified A Face-Mother-Booker Trying To Hack My Social Network Password

my girlfriend told me a guy asked her out over the internet. lo and behold it was a face-mother-booker!
by Kofi Kattah March 19, 2010
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facebookee

1. a Facebook user or fan
2. one who is addicted to Facebook
Check back again, you facebookee!
by timlight January 29, 2010
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Facebooker's Remorse

When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!
I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"
by Facebook By Proxy September 30, 2009
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Facebooker

A: Are you a Facebooker?
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.
by Rajeeb2014 May 9, 2014
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Selfish Facebooker

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on
Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !
by magic worder August 25, 2011
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