Face-Booked 

when you get called out on your shitty status post, or for posting a lie on facebook.

Facebook Status: I love my boyfriend so much!

Comment: bitch, I saw you cheating on him last Tuesday you've just been face-BOOKED.

Face-Booked by shottybotty April 6, 2013

Face"Booked"

Posting your own individual statement on Facebook & being arrested for it; or "Booked".

My own very hip logic called for quotation marks around "Booked" as it had been something quoted by you on Facebook.

"...I should really quit this rant before I get Face"Booked!".

"Did you hear that they got Face"Booked" for saying that?".

Face"Booked" by TheCalm1in661 December 18, 2011

Face-Mother-Booker 

To Express Your Disapproval To A Person/Friend On Any Social Network Who Do Not Make Any Meaningful Contribution On Your Page But With Pretends Seeks To Monitor And Destroy One's Progress.

eg. I Identified A Face-Mother-Booker Trying To Hack My Social Network Password

my girlfriend told me a guy asked her out over the internet. lo and behold it was a face-mother-booker!

Face-Mother-Booker by Kofi Kattah March 19, 2010

facebookee 

1. a Facebook user or fan
2. one who is addicted to Facebook

Check back again, you facebookee!

facebookee by timlight January 29, 2010

Facebooker's Remorse 

When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!

I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"

Facebooker's Remorse by Facebook By Proxy September 30, 2009

Facebooker 

The person who uses Facebook.

A: Are you a Facebooker?
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.

Facebooker by Rajeeb2014 May 9, 2014

Selfish Facebooker 

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on

Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !

Selfish Facebooker by magic worder August 25, 2011