shit-facebooked
shit-facebooked by jeatags May 9, 2009
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shit-facebook-drunk
getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see.
I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.
shit-facebook-drunk by Anthony Melvin October 24, 2009
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Facebook Shit
Purposely announcing every minute of your life on facebook because you are a pathetic attention seeking whore.
i.e. "I pee'd this morning."
i.e. "My neighbor's grandmother's sister's cousin's dog died. I am sooo very sad....please pray for me."
i.e. "I pee'd this morning."
i.e. "My neighbor's grandmother's sister's cousin's dog died. I am sooo very sad....please pray for me."
"Does little Johnny always have to take a facebook shit?! Seriously, he is an attention seeking whore"
Facebook Shit by ediseasilydistracted December 19, 2009
Facebook That Shit
or(FBTS)
Phrase - usually uttered after a group, embarassing, or incredible photo is taken, and/or a memorable quote is spoken.
Prpositioning a friend to place something on their facebook profile to share with yourself or your friends.
Phrase - usually uttered after a group, embarassing, or incredible photo is taken, and/or a memorable quote is spoken.
Prpositioning a friend to place something on their facebook profile to share with yourself or your friends.
"Oh man, did you just see Tom face-plant on the sidewalk?"
"Haha. Jimmy you've got to Facebook that shit"
"Haha. Jimmy you've got to Facebook that shit"
Facebook That Shit by BlackjackII February 2, 2008
facebook the shit out of her
To look at a girl then make an extreme overly necessary effort to find them on facebook based on random facts that you may know about them (i.e. name, city you saw them in)
Rob: Dude did you just that hot chick walk by?
Alex: Yeah man, im gonna facebook the shit out of her when i get home.
Alex: Yeah man, im gonna facebook the shit out of her when i get home.
facebook the shit out of her by Alex Stretch Miller September 26, 2012
Shitfacebooked
Shitfacebooked by Mr. ChristerB May 17, 2011
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