shit-facebooked

facebooking someone when you're trashed.

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."

by jeatags May 9, 2009

shit-facebook-drunk

getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see.

I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.

by Anthony Melvin October 24, 2009

Facebook Shit

Purposely announcing every minute of your life on facebook because you are a pathetic attention seeking whore.

i.e. "I pee'd this morning."
i.e. "My neighbor's grandmother's sister's cousin's dog died. I am sooo very sad....please pray for me."

"Does little Johnny always have to take a facebook shit?! Seriously, he is an attention seeking whore"

by ediseasilydistracted December 19, 2009

Facebook That Shit

or(FBTS)

Phrase - usually uttered after a group, embarassing, or incredible photo is taken, and/or a memorable quote is spoken.

Prpositioning a friend to place something on their facebook profile to share with yourself or your friends.

"Oh man, did you just see Tom face-plant on the sidewalk?"
"Haha. Jimmy you've got to Facebook that shit"

by BlackjackII February 2, 2008

facebook the shit out of her

To look at a girl then make an extreme overly necessary effort to find them on facebook based on random facts that you may know about them (i.e. name, city you saw them in)

Rob: Dude did you just that hot chick walk by?

Alex: Yeah man, im gonna facebook the shit out of her when i get home.

by Alex Stretch Miller September 26, 2012

Shitfacebooked

When people take embarassing pictures of their drunken friends and cruely post them online.

Man, what the Hell did I do last night? I hope I don't get shitFacebooked.

by Mr. ChristerB May 17, 2011