Face"Booked"

Posting your own individual statement on Facebook & being arrested for it; or "Booked".

My own very hip logic called for quotation marks around "Booked" as it had been something quoted by you on Facebook.

"...I should really quit this rant before I get Face"Booked!".

"Did you hear that they got Face"Booked" for saying that?".

Face"Booked" by TheCalm1in661 December 18, 2011

Facebooked 

The act of meeting up with another person for the sole purpose of having them sit on your face.

I facebooked your mum the other night, nearly lost my head up there.

Facebooked by Deadpan January 14, 2009

Facebooked 

When a person gets entered from behind by a dick so massive that it exits their face. Often times leaving the person open wide like the guest book at a wedding.

Tragedy struck our small town when the prom queen was facebooked at a party last night. Authorities have placed viagra in the local water supply and are confident the hardened criminal will soon be apprehended.

Facebooked by Fun Uncle Captain Ken May 21, 2016

facebooked 

hitting someone in the face with a book

Yo, she got outta line so I facebooked her and now shes missing three teeth.

facebooked by j smoove operator March 14, 2009

facebooked 

v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook

That guy I made out with last night facebooked me this morning...

facebooked by RCMo January 27, 2005

facebooked 

When you are too busy on facebook to do anything else.Early symptom of Facebook addiction and a sign that you need to get a life.

Gerald: Yo dude a bunch of us are trying to go to the club man are you free?
Samuel: Sorry man, I just saw my schedule and I'm facebooked on all of my time slots.

facebooked by frankreynolds July 24, 2010

Facebooked 

A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.

An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:

Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.

Facebooked by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010