Face Rapist

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A term used by shop workers. Facing means to move stock to the front and have the front label facing forward to look perfect. Something us shop workers do all day. A face rapist is someone (often a customer) who will come along and ruin your hard work by taking an item and making your facing look awful.

Customer: *Picks up item off shelf*
Worker: WTF ARE YOU DOING TAKING THAT!!!!! I JUST FACED THAT AND IT LOOKED PERFECT UNTIL YOU RUINED IT YOU FACE RAPIST!!!!!

Face Rapist by LordJenal March 30, 2024

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Face-Rapist

An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty

John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.

Face-Rapist by UndercoverOrca August 10, 2016

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Rapist Face

A person with a face like a rapist, or child molester. May be homosexual. Can be found aroud the Kaka Point/Catlins area in Otago. HIGHLY DANGEROUS, be warned.

"Hey look, it's Rapist Face! That guy is such a rapist!"

Rapist Face by markthompson April 5, 2003

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Resting Racist Face

A face that implies you probably hate people who are not exactly like you despite probably being a good guy. Typically a strongly built white male with short hair or a shaved head and a beard.

I know Jack is a nice guy, but if I didn’t know he was id cross the street to avoid him. The bald head, the goatee, dude has resting racist face

Resting Racist Face by Bealedozer April 19, 2026

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Facerapist

A person who uses the art of "facerape" to create confusion and rage as soon as their victimes leave their Facebook accounts open.

Mattias is a Facerapist, he wrote in his sisters facebook that she had an abortion because she didn't knew who the father was.

Facerapist by Big Beard Boss August 22, 2011

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Facerapist

A person who is enthusiastic about snow fighting, but finds themselves unable to aim. Instead of making an attempt to improve their throw, they run up to their opponent and forcibly smash a lump of snow into their face. A facerapist is generally either the strongest or weakest snow fighter in an arena. Sometimes a normal snow fighter will become a face rapist when faced with a barrage of attacks from an opposing team, or when they have been hit while not playing.

Mike: Jesus, Adam, stop being such a facerapist and get rid of your aggro online.

Facerapist by Gamerunknown December 13, 2008

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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