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Food is coming out of my mouth

An exaggerative term used when a person has eaten large amounts of food and is more than just a bit full but very full and couldn't dare eat anything else.

Idiom; Refers to the exaggeration of when a person is so full that the stomach physically has no space left for the food to go and the food is piling back up the oesophagus and coming back out of the mouth and throat due to no physical place for the food to go. This is not a literal term but rather an exaggeration for being extremely full and unable to eat anything else.
Person 1: Hey, do you want this last piece of cake?
Person 2: No thanks, I've already had a massive pizza already and I'm so full that food is coming out of my mouth. No way can I eat anything else. But thanks anyway.
by LordJenal October 16, 2021
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Spaz Molloyd

A variation of spazmoid. Essentially a stupid person who has no idea on how to behave or does idiotic or annoying things.
by LordJenal May 20, 2023
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School Prom

A posh way for schools to thank leaving Year 11 pupils for not being a dickhead on the last day of school.
You got invited to your school prom? Well done, congratulations for not pressing the fire alarm or lighting fireworks in your English classroom on the last day!
by LordJenal June 5, 2023
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Retardandia

A place where retards come from and reside and any retards who no longer reside. If you behave like a dimwit then you should consider taking a one way trip to Retardandia.
Person 1: *Does something stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck are you doing? Go back to Retardandia, idiot!
by LordJenal June 18, 2023
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Secret Sex

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!
Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!
by LordJenal November 16, 2023
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Fish n' Ships

If Dr Harold Shipman's old surgery in Hyde were to be turned into a chippy. This would be the name.
Let's go to Dr Shipman's old surgery and get some Fish n' Ships.
by LordJenal April 12, 2023
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Jamie Oliver

Absolute idiot responsible for a wide range of annoying things. He ruined the recipe's of Irn Bru, Lucozade and other well known soft drinks with his dumb sugar tax and furthermore the recipe of Coca Pops. He also banned Turkey Twizzlers in schools for apparent reason. He also forced UK supermarkets to put voluntary age restrictions of 16 and over on energy drinks where people in their 30s are getting ID'd. This man thinks that he is the king of food and drink choices.
Jamie Oliver is an absolute moron who loves ruining people's food and drink choices! When did anyone ever tell him what he was allowed to eat or drink?
by LordJenal April 15, 2023
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