LordJenal's definitions

Secret Sex

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!

Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!

by LordJenal November 16, 2023

Fish n' Ships

If Dr Harold Shipman's old surgery in Hyde were to be turned into a chippy. This would be the name.

Let's go to Dr Shipman's old surgery and get some Fish n' Ships.

by LordJenal April 12, 2023

Jamie Oliver

Absolute idiot responsible for a wide range of annoying things. He ruined the recipe's of Irn Bru, Lucozade and other well known soft drinks with his dumb sugar tax and furthermore the recipe of Coca Pops. He also banned Turkey Twizzlers in schools for apparent reason. He also forced UK supermarkets to put voluntary age restrictions of 16 and over on energy drinks where people in their 30s are getting ID'd. This man thinks that he is the king of food and drink choices.

Jamie Oliver is an absolute moron who loves ruining people's food and drink choices! When did anyone ever tell him what he was allowed to eat or drink?

by LordJenal April 15, 2023

Strangeways

A highly secure residential estate in Manchester, England that houses people who have "strange ways" (strange behaviour).

The inmates at Strangeways sure do have "strange ways" of living live.

by LordJenal April 16, 2023

Snowflakism

The act of behaving in a manner that would make you regarded as a snowflake. Namely the act of behaving in a manner that would be deemed over sensitive or easily hurt by trivial statements or actions that has come from another.

That guy over there got really upset when I called him a silly billy. Shouldn't do that, that is snowflakism.

by LordJenal April 29, 2023

Morecambe

A really rotten combination of Lancaster and Blackpool. Lancaster being full of snitchy and whiney chavs who think that they own your life and can tell you how to live and Blackpool being full of filthy crackheads and violent scum who regularly take drugs, live in a dumps and murder each other.

Morecambe, the town where Lancastrian chavs and Blackpudlian crackheads meet.

by LordJenal May 4, 2023

Charlotte Hinchcliffe

Named after the character from The Inbetweeners who lured Will in and inevitably broke his heart. A name given to a woman or girl who is really attractive or fit and lures you in, only to end up breaking your heart by either cheating, dumping you abruptly or any other trick she has up here sleeve. A Charlotte Hinchcliffe is a slag and is a sex trap. She will break your heart! Be warned blokes!

Your ex got in bed with a rich guy? Wow, what a true Charlotte Hinchcliffe she is!

by LordJenal May 10, 2023