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A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!
If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
by LordJenal July 2, 2023
Get the Scuba dive the Titanic mug.An informal term used in Northern England meaning to throw something away (throw it in the bin, garbage or trash).
Person 1: What should I do with this old newspaper? Do you want it?
Person 2: Nah, sling it mate!
Person 1: Okay
Person 2: Nah, sling it mate!
Person 1: Okay
by LordJenal May 12, 2022
Get the Sling it mug.You should be able to figure out what a female paedophile is yourself. You've got Google (if you are reading this) and common knowledge. Figure it out yourself.
by LordJenal September 28, 2022
Get the Female Paedophile mug.When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!
Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!
by LordJenal November 16, 2023
Get the Secret Sex mug.Someone who relies on public funds or taxpayers money in order to survive without making any kind of effort to fend for themselves. These could be convicted prisoners who are having their lives funded by taxpayers or could be people who are wrongly on benefits. It could also be people who are working in the public sector who are not doing their job properly. This is not to be confused with people who deserve benefits or people who are fairly earning taxpayers money who are working in the public sector.
Person 1: Did you hear how Marcus isn't getting a job and is living on benefits?
Person 2: I know, what a tax leech he is!
Person 1: Yeah. Don't want to be a tax leech like he is!
Person 2: I know, what a tax leech he is!
Person 1: Yeah. Don't want to be a tax leech like he is!
by LordJenal April 5, 2022
Get the Tax Leech mug.Person 1: What you doing this weekend?
Person 2: Going to Bradford with the boys.
Person 1: What? Yorkshire Blackpool. Oh dear. That's bad.
Person 2: Going to Bradford with the boys.
Person 1: What? Yorkshire Blackpool. Oh dear. That's bad.
by LordJenal March 30, 2022
Get the Yorkshire Blackpool mug.The biggest bitch on the entire planet where you can't stop scratching yourself to death in god knows how many spots in a relentless and long-lasting way and it always comes back! Leaves red bleeding and itchy patches in all sorts of spots. Seriously, sometimes it feels like you want to scratch all your skin off to the point of where your a skeleton, it's that bloody bad!
by LordJenal May 18, 2022
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