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Lag Lorry

A prisoner transport van. A lag is an informal term for a prisoner in the UK and a lorry is a British term for a truck.
The inmate got taken to court in a lag lorry.
by LordJenal May 19, 2022
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Tax Leech

Someone who relies on public funds or taxpayers money in order to survive without making any kind of effort to fend for themselves. These could be convicted prisoners who are having their lives funded by taxpayers or could be people who are wrongly on benefits. It could also be people who are working in the public sector who are not doing their job properly. This is not to be confused with people who deserve benefits or people who are fairly earning taxpayers money who are working in the public sector.
Person 1: Did you hear how Marcus isn't getting a job and is living on benefits?
Person 2: I know, what a tax leech he is!
Person 1: Yeah. Don't want to be a tax leech like he is!
by LordJenal April 5, 2022
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Self Sex

What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.
Too busy having self sex there mate?
by LordJenal August 28, 2022
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Seat Hogging

Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.
How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.
by LordJenal December 6, 2022
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Charlotte Hinchcliffe

Named after the character from The Inbetweeners who lured Will in and inevitably broke his heart. A name given to a woman or girl who is really attractive or fit and lures you in, only to end up breaking your heart by either cheating, dumping you abruptly or any other trick she has up here sleeve. A Charlotte Hinchcliffe is a slag and is a sex trap. She will break your heart! Be warned blokes!
Your ex got in bed with a rich guy? Wow, what a true Charlotte Hinchcliffe she is!
by LordJenal May 10, 2023
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Pregnant Man

Stop drinking so much beer you pregnant man!
by LordJenal May 20, 2022
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Wank Virgin

Someone who has never masturbated in their life.
Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
by LordJenal May 18, 2022
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